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I'm a mediocre procrastinating disillusioned perfectionist with delusions of grandeur. I like ukulele, food, photography and social media marketing. My favourite colour is yellow.
I'm all over the internet:
@kiwafruit
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Joint Flickr project with Jake Faulkner
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Holiday!
I received an email from my boss saying I could leave work up to 2 hours early today,...
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Rye, sweet vermouth, campari, absinthe. (Taken with instagram)
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I disagree with you, t-shirt.
Toys are:
- Fun.
- Meant to be played with.
Whenever I hear...
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kiwafruit asked: Can I get you a drink?
Holy shit yes. I’ll have a tall glass of anything.
Leave the bottle.
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Anonymous asked: What's your favourite Excel formula? Mine is VLookup.
VLookup (and HLookup) is awesome. I’m a fan of INDIRECT. I recently started playing with that. It...
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I need to learn how to fake Italian well enough to cover this song. I can speak Spanish and French, so I keep getting confused with the “ch” and “sc” >.<
Tiziano Ferro is so swoon …
How to teach ukulele to music teachers - part 2
This is the part where I do everything last minute. Including making videos of strumming, tuning, chords, songs…
Why do I procrastinate like this?!
Nikki J's Scrapheap: Do what you love.
You hear me? Do what you fucking love.
It doesn’t matter how old you are, no activity is unattainable to you. You tell me you’re too old to do something, I’ll show you somebody twice your age who has already done it and vice versa. Stop listening to people around you giving…
What do I love?
I love making music, performing music, writing music, teaching music (and other stuff too).
The more I do it, the more I want to do it.
I need to make it be what I do everyday. Need to.
If you see a crazy lady in a bright yellow jacket with what look like little violins. Don’t worry, they’re ukuleles.
In slightly related news, I’m en route to a photo shoot in the botanical gardens. Fun times!!
I need a new iPhone case and the internet gives me yellow + ukulele. I’m taking this as a sign…
I have an inspection tomorrow in my house. Stupid rental arrangements.
In my usual procrastination style I have left it til the last minute and I need to tidy and clean the whole place. Don’t know about you, but music helps motivate me and keep me moving.
Current flavour of the month is The Black Keys and their new album ‘El Camino’. I’m thinking I might invest a few minutes and get their earlier albums too.
Any suggestions on other artists/albums to help me clean?
Reblog if you want a “Why are you so…” in your ask.
middlemanagementlivingthedream:
I might regret this. But I cannot be bothered to care. Yeah.
Why not? I’m not sure you can know I’m so anything via the interwebs, but let’s do this!
Sure. I welcome the askpocalypse.
Ask away :D
I have bought a domain name.
I have created the basics of my site. It’s still sitting on the free account. You can have a look at it if you like:
Soon I’ll edit and personalise the template more, but for now, this will do to start. As soon as I work out how to transfer my domain or something like that.
